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Because nothing says “I drink responsibly” like a d*ck-shaped shot glass.

Our drinking-themed novelties are made for the legends who know booze tastes better when it’s served with zero class and maximum laughs. We’re talking outrageous cups, offensive bottle openers, willy straws, boob mugs—you name it, we’ve probably stuck genitals on it.

Perfect for bucks nights, hen parties, 21sts, or just ruining your mate’s camping trip with one stupidly funny accessory. Cheap, durable, and guaranteed to be remembered longer than the actual night out.

One rule: the more ridiculous, the better the toast.