Booze Implants
67% OFF
Cactus Cup Metallic
Drink If For Lovers
56% OFF
Kama Sutra Penis Colada Cocktail Kit
67% OFF
Pineapple Disco Cup
68% OFF
Skull Cup  Matte
67% OFF
Skull Cup Oil Slick
Sold Out Boozy Bingo Drinking Scratcher Card
Sold Out Bottle Opener Grabbing Boobs Novelty Bottle Opener
Sold Out Bottle Opener Holding Dicks Novelty Bottle Opener
Sold Out Bottle Opener Sex & Alcohol Dont Mix Novelty Bottle Opener


Because nothing says “I drink responsibly” like a d*ck-shaped shot glass.

Our drinking-themed novelties are made for the legends who know booze tastes better when it’s served with zero class and maximum laughs. We’re talking outrageous cups, offensive bottle openers, willy straws, boob mugs—you name it, we’ve probably stuck genitals on it.

Perfect for bucks nights, hen parties, 21sts, or just ruining your mate’s camping trip with one stupidly funny accessory. Cheap, durable, and guaranteed to be remembered longer than the actual night out.

One rule: the more ridiculous, the better the toast.