Big letdown & trigger for feelings of existential

From Benjamin

The fantaflesh feels fantastic to the touch and the dimensions look like they'll work for everyone, but as a larger guy this was a frustrating experience getting into it before even trying to find the right (mechanical and loud) vibration and (poor and weird) suction settings. The inner fantaflesh tube barely seals inside the plastic shell and just pops into it when you airlock it while trying to enter. Complete buzzkill. On the 4th attempt at begrudgingly trying to jizz in the thing I hatefully and begrudgingly Jizzed In The Thing to experience the clean up process. There's a wire connected to a small bullet vibrator that you pull out which is fine, you turn the inside sleeve inside-out to wash it, you place the inside-out inner on the dishwashing rack and it snaps back into outside-in mode when you need to dry it, so you have to loosely stretch it over another vaguely phallic kitchen object like the food processor tray with the big spike in the middle to prevent mold and mildew getting into the same place you put your dick. The plastic shell and charger are going into the bin, but that fantaflesh inner and I have unfinished business which is why this gets a 3 star rating instead of 1

This is for disappointed James

From DAz

Hey James if it's just gonna sit in the closet unused have you considered donating it to someone that can find a use for it? After it's been thoroughly sterilised of course. The poor thing will be lonely if it's not being used. Don't let it became a sad useless Sextoy Story...

DEEP

From T_A

Yes I got very deep in this. Thank you Naughty Boy.

I'm so happy

From Tom_X

This is a wonderful little device that I've emptied myself into several times. Well constructed and gets the job done!!

From Pontik

I’m not happy with this device. Not stable work so I do not recommend it.

PLEASE READ

From Spanner

Hello chaps. I am 68 and have had some prostate trouble in the past. For this reason I am unable to maintain a firm hard on. My wife left me and my mistress also left me. Those bitches. Anyway, this is the first product I have tried and I was shocked that it sucked me hard and then let me have an amazing orgasm inside it. It's now my go to device every morning. Thank you Naughty Boy and thank you PDX.

Yup

From Toz

Finally got my hands on this unit after waiting 2 months for it to be back in stock and I was not dissapointed!!!! It really sucks you in and holds you until you cum. A++

From Dirk

Ginger could you please advice me asp whether the pdx elite has got a protectivecover cover as none of the ads show whether it has or not regards dirk

Selfish

From Depo_91

The product is very selfish because it sucks you inside it until you cum lol. It's awesome hey.

I have fucked the future

From Morgan

This is my biggest ever on a sex toy but the difference in quality is very obvious now I look back. Pocket pussies don't work like this thing. Strong suction and high quality vibrations resulted in one of the quickest loads I've ever pumped. Now I know how to control it the fun lasts a bit longer.

It's full

From Sunny

This is my very first sex toy and if this is anything to go by, I've lived a sheltered life until now. Better than my hand and the suction and vibration are a real treat on this old knob. Love it. Fast postage.

10/10

From Denny

Simply one of the greatest strokers I have every purchased (and I have purchased a lot.) - The suction is a true mind trip and helped me blow 2 shots inside 30 mins. Amazing.

Bloody hell

From Tom

A very high quality device that adds a new dimension to the boring old strokers of yesteryear (I've had a few fleshlights in my time). The suction is awesome and pulled me right into the chamber which made the ribbed texture even more pleasurable. A good choice for the money and much better than a manual device.

High Quality

From Vince

Very awesome product and well worth every cent. I was sucked into it as expected and in minutes I was pumping in a very thick load. A+

Really, really disappointed

From James

I bought this product as a little xmas gift to myself based on the glowing reviews here. I have to say - if I could have given it zero stars, I would have. I don't think it's faulty - it just doesn't do any of the amazing things other reviewers have said. I worked my way through the various different programs and different combos of suck/vibrate programs. The vibration function works as described - it's pretty hard to mess that up. The "suction" function however was just about useless. Not stimulating, doesn't get to the base of your dick, occasionally felt like it was gripping my dick but really it did nothing for me. A waste of a lot of money that I'm really disappointed about. I doubt I'll be able to return it because I have used it - so into the cupboard it goes.

Strong Suction

From Pete

When I activated the suction I was drawn into the unit like a penis pump which was an odd feeling but I got used to it fast. Once I ramped up the vibration I was pretty much in heaven and the eventual cum shot was pretty epic. High quality build and the battery lasts ages before needing a charge (still haven't charged it after the first one.)

Yeah I've been fapped

From Dom_91

A fantastic product that works just as the video says. Sucked me in and held me indside it while the vibrations went to town on my cock. Pumped a few loads now and haven't charged it yet. Very awesome textures and a great investment hey.

FAP ME

From Keith

This is the most epic thing I have ever had on my cock. High Quality look and feel while sucking me off nicely. Just amazing. Bloody hell.

Powerful

From Kenny

Hello, I'm just responding to the review email for this product. Well I have to tell you that I was very impressed with the delivery speed and also the product itself. The packaging was very premium and the device is finished in a cool black colour. There is no obvious way to tell this is a sex to which is a nice touch. When I used it I had a great time pressing the buttons to see what type of feelings could be generated with the combinations, but unfortunately I don't usually last that long and flooded the product very quickly. Luckily I am now ready for round 2. Thank you, it works really well. Thanks for reading my review. Kenny.

Amazing Suction

From Tomz

a high quality produce that litterally sucks you in and hold you there. I've tried cheaper toys in the past but this product really impressed me. The vibrations didn't do much for me but the suction made my orgasm SUPER! A+

Yeah I smashed it

From MichaelJ_Thriller

A ripper little cock milker and only a little bit more expensive than an old style fleshlight. Very impressed with the high quality design and the lithium ion batteries which means no trips to Bunnings like back in the old days. The texture is wonderful and the suction is a trip. I don't like my dick vibrating so I don't use that part hey. Well done PDX. Well done Naughty Boy for express delivery even to Outback QLD hey. Yeah that's my review pretty much.

I am satisfied

From Tony

This is the best investment I have ever made in a sex toy. It's also my first purchase but the bar has been set high I tells ya. A powerful vibrator and strong suction litterally milked the cum right out of me on multiple occasions in the last week, leaving to a very heady feeling that lasted a few minutes. The suction can get a little intense though so it turn it on only when I'm about to cum and pump it full. High quality product. Only wish it had a suction cup for the bathroom wall.

Great texture + vibration

From Jamie

I purchased this product because it wasn't a pussy (I'm gay). I wasn't expecting it to be this great I have to tell you! The texture is wonderful and the suction is really great, however the texture is the thing that really gets me going. A very discrete product also. Without the obvious pussy lips, noboby would really know what it is. Wonderful!!

Not the best..

From Dave

Pros: Vibration is very good on this storker. Cons: Almost everything else is a let down. The suction when works is great however the holes inside at back of stroker gets blocked very quickly which stop it from working as it should. Cleaning is simple once the vibrating bullet is detached from the sleeve, but he bullet itself though can be annoying to take out due to it being attached to the stroker via a cord. This is what makes the storker itself chargeable.

It really works

From Happy Chappy

Why should the girls have all the fun. Use with water base lube not included. I use it with the buttons facing away. Take care when removing the inner sleeve for direction and removing the vibrator. Easy to clean. My new best friend when my girlfriend is away.

Fucking Hell

From Alex

This thing sucks the cum right out of you! I wasn't too sure about spending so much on a sex toy but this does not dissapoint. Easy to use and very strong suction and milking action. Very fucking awesome.

My spooge time has hit new levels

From Maddo_87

I used to bat with some spit and a bit of XTube but this thing has got me thinking about booking a stay at the Hilton because it's luxury AF. Powerful vibrations, easy to clean and it sucks the fucking cum out of me which is all I actually want. A+

Awesome texture

From Nick

A bloody awesome machine and works exactly as promised. The suction is strong and really locks you in while the vibrations and texture help to get the job done. Love it.

What the actual fuck

From Anton

Holy shit this thing is awesome. Unlike manual devices, your cock is actually sucked into the unit where you are constantly balls deep. When you try and pull out, the suction is so strong you just get slammed balls deep again. Excellent for stamina training if you want to try and last longer inside tight pussy or mouth.

4 loads and counting

From Henry

I took delivery of this unit today at 9:03am and by 4:59pm I had smashed 4 loads into it. Which is more than I have ever cum in one day ever. The suction and the way it keeps you hard and deep is fucking amazing and I seriously I did not know I could cum this much hey. I jumped back on to get so more lube so my cock doesn't fall off TBH.

Fap Fap Fap Jizz

From Bruce

What will they think of next? I'm an older gentlemen and in my day the only place to give your cock a workout was the local bike. How times have changed. A brilliant idea and it actually sucked me hard which no woman has ever done. Good for guys with ED. Well done.

It locks you in until you cum

From Tim

If real pussy worked like this the world would be a better place. Luckily some crazy fucks have corrected nature's short comings LOL. Powerful motor, crazy awesome texture on the inside and that all important suction feature. Seriously you feel like you are trapped inside the world's most awesome box and she won't let you out until you pump her full.

I GET SO DEEP

From Chris

The suction on this product worked exactly as expected, sucking me balls deep into the chamber where I tried not to cum for all of 1 minute before flooding it with cum. Fucking awesome product and very highly reccomended to all!

Well Fap ME

From Michael

I have had a few strokers in my time, but this one takes the cake. I was litterally "sucked" into the unit, where I spent only a few seconds before I filled it with juices. Highly recommended!

Epic Suction!

From Tim

I had no idea any toy could do this. It really does suck you into it. When you try and fuck it, the chamber is that pressurised it just pulls you back in balls deep. Fucking love it!

Multiple Orgasm

From Boyz_91

I experienced my first multiple orgasm thanks to this fucking awesome product! Excellent design, strong suction and a crazy texture that made me nutt like a mother fucker. High quality and well worth the investment.

I have been FAPPED

From Daniel

Holy mother fucker. After seeing the video on this I was intruged as to if it would really suck me in, but my curiosity was satisfied when i opened the product and found myself being pulled in.. hard. A fucking awesome product!!