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The Complete Guide to Buying Scales (2026)

Scales are precision weighing tools — pocket units that read down to 0.01 g and bench models that handle a kilo or more. To choose the right one, focus on three things: capacity, resolution and build. Beginners should start with a 200 g pocket scale; if you work in fractions, look for 0.001 g resolution.

By The Naughty Boy Team · Last reviewed: 9 September 2026 · Shipped discreetly Australia-wide

Exact amounts, every time

Guessing by eye is always wrong. Digital scales give you a number, so portions, ingredients and refills stay consistent from the first use to the hundredth.

Pocket-sized and private

Most units fold to the size of a phone, shut in a hard flip case and slide into a drawer. Nothing about them announces itself.

Cheap tool, long life

A decent scale is a one-and-done buy. Keep it dry, keep it flat, and it will outlast most of the gear in your bedside drawer.

In a hurry? Our quick picks

What Is a Scale?

A scale is a battery-powered platform with a load cell underneath and a digital readout on top. Weight presses on the cell, the cell reports it, and the display shows a number in grams, ounces or grains.

Two specs define any scale: capacity, the most it can weigh, and resolution, the smallest change it can see. A 200 g by 0.01 g pocket scale is the common all-rounder. Milligram models trade capacity for finer steps, while bench-top platforms do the opposite.

Are Scales Right for You?

Digital scales suit anyone who wants a number instead of a guess. Cooks portioning ingredients, hobbyists weighing resin or powders, blokes checking supplement doses, collectors weighing coins, and anyone posting parcels who would rather know the weight before the counter tells them.

They are not for you if you only ever need rough amounts — a measuring spoon is faster and cheaper. And no pocket scale is a workshop tool: overload it once and the load cell never reads quite the same again. If you need to weigh anything heavy, buy a bench model. You can see the full scales range here before you commit.

Types of Scales: Which One Suits You?

Three formats cover almost every need, and the difference is simply how much they weigh versus how finely they read.

Pocket digital scales

The default choice. A flip lid protects the platform, the whole thing fits a jacket pocket, and typical specs are 100–500 g capacity with 0.01 g steps. Runs on AAA batteries, tares in one press, and costs less than a bottle of lube. Start here unless you have a specific reason not to.

Milligram precision scales

Built for tiny amounts, reading to 0.001 g with a capacity often under 50 g. They come with tweezers, a scoop and calibration weights, and usually a draft shield, because a breath of air moves the reading. Slower to settle and easier to overload — precision is the whole point, capacity is the sacrifice.

Bench-top platform scales

A wide stainless platform, a bright backlit display and capacity from one to five kilos, usually in 0.1 or 1 g steps. Ideal for kitchen work, parcels and bulk decanting. Too coarse for fine measuring and too big to hide, so this is a benchtop or cupboard tool, not a pocket one.

TypeBest forFeelSkill levelPrice band
PocketEveryday all-round useReads to 0.01 gBeginnerEntry
MilligramVery small amountsReads to 0.001 gConfidentMid
Bench-topKitchen, parcels, bulkReads to 0.1–1 gBeginnerMid

How to Choose Your First Scale

Work through capacity, then resolution, then build. Get those three right and the rest is preference.

1. Match capacity to the heaviest thing you'll weigh

Pick a scale whose maximum sits comfortably above your usual load, including the container. Weighing a 180 g jar on a 200 g scale leaves you no room, and overloading is the single fastest way to kill a load cell. Double your expected weight and buy that.

2. Choose resolution honestly

0.1 g is fine for kitchen and parcel work. 0.01 g is the sweet spot for small quantities and the reason most blokes buy a pocket scale. 0.001 g only earns its keep if you genuinely measure in fractions of a gram — otherwise you are paying for digits you'll never read.

3. Check the build, then spend the rest elsewhere

Look for a stainless steel platform, a hinged hard lid, a backlit display and a tare button that works one-handed. Scales are cheap, so the change left over usually goes on other Essentials — customers most often add a triple pack of aromas or a bottle of masturbation cream from our wider Naughty Boy range to the same order.

You areStart withWhy
New to scales200 g x 0.01 g pocketCovers nearly every job, folds away, costs little
Weighing fractions50 g x 0.001 g milligramFiner steps, tweezers and calibration weights included
Cooking or posting2 kg x 0.1 g bench-topWide platform and capacity that pocket units can't touch

Materials & Body-Safety

Platforms are stainless steel or tempered glass. Steel is the tougher of the two, wipes clean and shrugs off knocks; glass looks sharper and sits flatter, but it will chip at the corners if you drop it. Housings are ABS plastic, which is light, rigid and easy to keep clean.

Keep liquids off the platform entirely — a load cell is not sealed, and moisture inside it is terminal. A damp cloth on the outside is as wet as a scale should ever get. If you are adding toys or gels to the same order, stick to body-safe silicone and pair it with water-based lube, since silicone lube degrades silicone surfaces.

How to Use a Scale

Set the scale on a hard, level surface. Soft carpet, a mattress or a wobbling table will all skew the reading, and so will a running fan or an open window on a milligram model.

Switch it on with nothing on the platform and let the display settle to zero before you load anything. Put your empty container down, press tare to zero it out, then add what you're weighing — the number you see is the contents alone.

Calibrate with the supplied weight when the scale is new, after it has been travelling, after a battery change, or any time two readings of the same object disagree. Follow the calibration sequence in the manual, since the button combination differs between models.

Care, Cleaning & Storage

Wipe the platform with a dry or barely damp cloth, never under a tap. Brush spills off before they set rather than scraping them.

Store it closed and flat, with nothing resting on the lid, and take the batteries out if it's going in a drawer for months — a leaked cell ruins the contacts. Above all, never leave weight sitting on the platform between uses; a load cell held under strain slowly loses its accuracy.

Our Top 8 Scales for 2026

A scale is a single, simple buy, so here is what our customers actually add alongside one. All of these come from our wider Naughty Boy and Essentials range rather than this category, and every one has been handled and shipped by us. Prices and stock sit on each product page, and you can always check the current scales lineup first.

Best seller

Jungle Juice Black 30ml Triple Pack — Lockerroom

SKU: NBA-KIT-30-375B

$99 on promotion

Our biggest-selling aroma from the wider Naughty Boy range, and the triple pack works out cheaper per bottle than buying singles.

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Best value triple pack

Jungle Juice Platinum 30ml Triple Pack — Lockerroom

SKU: NBA-KIT-30-370B-P

$99 on promotion

The same three-bottle deal with a smoother finish, and it's the pack blokes reorder most often once they've tried one.

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Best for beginners

Masturbation Cream 120ml — Wicked

SKU: NBA-90904

$29

The simplest upgrade to a solo session: water-based, rinses off in seconds, and one bottle lasts a very long time.

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Best entry stroker

Jett Vibrating Cock Milker — Hot Octopuss

SKU: NBA-HO14

$102

Vibration rather than thrusting, so it stays quiet and one-handed. The cheapest hands-free unit we stock and easy to rinse out.

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Best value stroker

Fuck-O-Matic Pussy Stroker — PDX Elite

SKU: NBA-RD540

$149 on promotion

Deep, weighty suction with a manual grip and nothing to charge. It's bulky, so decide where it lives before you order.

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Best hands-free

Autoblow A.I Ultra Blowjob Machine — AutoBlow

SKU: NBA-AI-Ultra-AU

$336

Properly hands-free with replaceable sleeves, so the running cost stays low. Noticeably louder than a vibrator, which is the trade-off.

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Best compact machine

Compact Sex Machine — MyWorld Machines

SKU: NBA-S-L1600

$186

The cheapest way into powered thrusting, with adjustable speed, and it packs down small enough for a wardrobe shelf.

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Best premium

Vacuglide 2 Professional Cock Milker — Autoblow

SKU: NBA-BD-156225

$999 on promotion

The most serious hands-free unit we ship: mains-powered, with adjustable stroke and suction. A real commitment, and it needs bench space.

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Sensible use

Respect the stated maximum. Overloading a pocket scale bends the load cell, and once it's bent no calibration will fix the readings. Keep the unit away from liquids, heat and direct sun, keep calibration weights and small accessories away from children and pets, and check the batteries if the display flickers. Scales are a measuring tool — use yours lawfully and sensibly.

Scales FAQ

Are digital scales accurate straight out of the box?

Yes. Factory-calibrated units read true on arrival, but keep the calibration weight. Recalibrate after travel, a knock or a battery change, and any time two readings of the same object disagree.

What resolution do I actually need?

0.01 g suits almost everyone. Choose 0.1 g for kitchen and parcel work, and only step up to 0.001 g if you genuinely measure in fractions of a gram.

Do I need a calibration weight?

Most scales include one, and you should keep it. Handle it with tweezers or a cloth, since skin oils and dust on the weight will slowly throw your calibration out.

Why does the reading keep drifting?

Almost always the surface or the air. Move the scale to something hard and level, shut the window, turn off the fan, and let the display settle to zero before loading anything.

Are scales shipped discreetly in Australia?

Yes. Every order leaves us in plain, unbranded packaging with a neutral sender name on the label, and nothing on the outside indicates what's inside or where it came from.

Why Trust Naughty Boy

We're an Australian business, and we've handled, compared and shipped every product on this page ourselves. Ranking here follows what our customers actually buy and keep, not what a supplier pushes. Orders leave our Australian warehouse in plain packaging, ship Australia-wide, and if something arrives faulty you talk to a person here who can sort it out.

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Body-safe range

We stock non-porous, body-safe materials from brands we'd use ourselves.

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Get the number right

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